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Look in the mirror. Examine yourself closely. Do you see –
a) An old grumpy man in a long white wig that looks like it has been bought out of the bargain bin in the joke shop? And are you in black and white?
b) A man in a fur coat with a terrible Beatles wig? Are you still in black and white?
c) Worzel Gummidge?
d) Someone who goes around offering sweets to strangers?
e) A TV vet?
f) Someone who is going to be a lot heavier when they are older?
g) That bloke out of top 1970’s kids art show Vision On? (Not Morph).
h) Someone out of an episode that no one has ever seen?
i) Someone who’ll never talk about it again?
j) A man wearing a coat that’s too big for him?
k) Someone with a chin that begins below your bottom lip and ends slightly above your navel?