A wee reminder about next issue's competition corner.
For this one we want you to send in the funniest, cleverest or simply bitterest fictional dedications you can come up with. You know, those bits at the front of a book where the author thanks his therapist/agent/family/accountant/ghost writer.
Think of it as practice for your Man Booker Prize acceptance speech.
The usual rules about length etc apply, though I can't imagine any of these will be particularly long so that's not a worry.
Remember to put your entries in the body of the email and not as an attachment, otherwise they’ll be fed to the dog (he loves spam) without being opened.
Send your entries to email@example.com and try to get them in by the 5th of July.